Baseball (episode)/Transcript

(We see Mr. Randoms wearing a baseball hat watching a baseball game. Sheldon arrives with a baseball hat and, to his disgust, he finds Mr. Radoms is next to him.)

Sheldon: You have to be kidding me.

(Sheldon sits down with Mr. Randoms staring at him.)

Mr. Randoms: YEEEEEE!

Sheldon: Uhh, Mr. Randoms?

Mr. Randoms: Hey, Sheldon, what brings you here?

(Sheldon, surprised, undergoes a memory with him standing by a mailbox with "Sheldon" written on it, whit him holding tickets.)

Sheldon: What are these tickets doing in my mailbox?

(Back to reality)

Sheldon: Oh, no wonder!

(Sheldon tries to watch the game.)

Sheldon: I'm starving.

Mr. Randoms: I have a bread crumb for us to share!

(A slight pause, then Sheldon stares at Mr. Randoms questioningly.)

Sheldon: A bread crumb?

(Sheldon, dumbfounded, and Mr. Randoms, excited, stares at the game.)

Announcer: Now baseball goes to the only people here! Well, what are you waiting for, you two? (Sheldon screams and Mr. Random squeals) CATCH THAT BALL!!!

Sheldon: All right, Mr. Randoms. Get--

(Mr. Randoms grabs Sheldon and throws him in the sky.)

Mr. Randoms: GERONIMO!!

(We see Sheldon flying in the sky.)

Sheldon: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

(In outer space, we see the Earth and the Sun. Sheldon flies towards the Sun.)

Sheldon: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

(Sheldon runs into the sun.)

Sheldon: Ouch.

(The episode ends with a delighted Mr. Randoms with the ball jammed up his left eye and Sheldon, who is burned to a crisp with the subtitle that says "END.")